number9

how to BEHAVE AT A SHOW

by tallyTERROR + sadieSUICIDE

1) plan your outfit a week in advance, the brighter the better.

try and get flashing belts, anything to get you NOTICED.

also, the less clothing the better, flash it all babyyy!

2) wear shoes that WILL stay on your feet, moshing is serious business.

3) remember your safety and try to travel with hot older members of the oppsite sex, that way you will be safe and sorted.

4) make sure you have a ticket, nothing worse than standing around outside, when its all happening inside,

5) bring money, is this a bit obvious? you could need it for: another ticket, travel, alcohol, drugs, smokes.

6) dont bring a coat or a big bag, youll only have to pay for a locker room.

7) familiarize yourself with as many people as poss! 

you can do this in one of many ways, e.g.

a] say hi, havent i seen you around.

b] don't you know (insert name here)

c] slam hard into somene whilst in a pit, then apologise!

d] spill their drink then offer to buy another

e] share a smoke

f] grab and pull babbbyyyy

g] ask for a dance

h] ask for a number or myspace or email addy

i] etcetcccc

8) dance/MOSH like theres no tomorrow, fucking go mental in there.

9) if your wearing trousers try crowd surfing or stage diving, be careful with your belongings though (from experience)

10) organise a stage invasion. get as many people involved, and get their numbers too.!! ;)

11) go to the loos often, you dont wanna look a mess and usually its full of drugs and alcohol. x]

12) listen to hadouken! follow their lyrics,

13) get an after party going, or hang around the venue long into the nighht, 

usually theres plenty of DIRTY DEALINGS going on.

14) dont lose your friends, trust us, when your drunk, youll need them

15) try not to get to the stage of someone needing to help you go to the loo, if your that drunk theres no point in being there, your not gonna remember in the morning anywayy.

16) DONT get kicked out, not fun and youll ruin the night for your friends aswell

plus, your rep will go down the drain

16) dont start a fighhhhhttt! as above^^

17) try to get home safe,

dont get grounded

dont end up in a ditch

dont die

although if you were going to die, a moshpit would be the place to do it.

we love to educate people. 

love from tallyTERROR and sadieSUICIDE xoxo