number6

how to RULE ON MYSPACE

by tallyTERROR

1) have an awesome profile, include amazing metalcore or mathcore/screamo bands.

have hundreds of banners. and namedrop like crazyy!

2) you need over 5k of friends to be even slighty near scene queen standard like.

go out there and find them friends, add like crazy. the more band friends the better

3) comments. you need millions. comment everysingle person online. you need them comments.

4) take fab pictures in your bathroom, they should be at an angle and you should pile on as much jewellery and your cutest tee possible. toilet is an added bonus.

5) get onto everybodies top friends, esp. bands. that will get you seen.

6) bulletin mad. write hundreds about all the shows you are going to, or how your parents are mean for not letting you go. 

7) get a cool name, [see number5]

8) get piercings or tattoos and take pictures of them.

9) model and put a portfolio in a photo album, and take thousands of pictures at shows with all your friends and paste them EVERYWHERE.

10) advertise yourselffffff, isnt that what myspace is for!?

with these tips you should be known worldwide in no time.

love from tallyTERROR xoxo