Sunday, 14 September 2008

number4

how to be HxC or SCENE.
by tallyTERROR!!

1) get some AWESOME hairrrr, layers layers layers. fringe. and a range of colours.
red, blonde, 'coon stripes, blackk is usually pretty good. also, yur hair must be MASSIVE and backcombed to the maxxx!

2) dress scene, basically. drainpipe jeans kids. then a cute T. such as BABYCAKES!
hi tops, nikes, or some stament kinda shoe are all good.
and leopard print is a MUST

3)get scene friends, and get whoring
you need over 500 friends on myspace

4) get drunk. a lot. you could even try drugs [not recommended]
smoking is also usually common, unless of course you are SxE for attention. [check below for details]

5) get off with as many hot sceneboys as you can. they will raise your rep.

6) OMFGZ i nearly forgot. get a scene name. but obviously not mine,
tallyTERROR!
ill do a blog on scene names soon, k kids?

7) have a perfect myspace profile, showing your love of music, all your friends, and a link to BABYCAKES clothing.

8) go to thousands of gigs. and BE SCENE/SEEN

9) talk like a scene kid, 
examples: OMFGZZ thts so the SEXX
                im well HxC
                etcc

10) be in a band, or friends will one at least.

11) dont talk to anyone thats not scen, NO EXEPTIONS

12) be a veggi!

13) you must be perfecttttttt!! no one can ever see you without make up, massive hair etc

14) get piercings or tattoos,
lip hip septum nose ears plug eyebrow web snakebites tounge or wherever else you can think of
tattoos rockkk,

15) need good music.
i.e. heavy metal
metal
screamo
rock
math core
indie 
basicallyyyyyy,

16) check out, kiki kanniball jeffree starr anddddd dakota rose, they will become your role models

17) have fun being HxC and maxxing out on life.

*****SxE means straightt edge, i.e 
no drugs
no casual sex
no drink
etcc

basically, theres no pointt aha ;)


lovefrom tallyTERROR xoxo

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