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how to start a band.
by tallyTERROR!
1) think of a band name, something original.
need ideas, please ask babes.
2) get some hot guys or chicks so be in your band, doesnt matter about the music, the most important thing is your image and myspace
3) make a myspace. it has to be amazing so get an artist to like, design it and make an awesome logo.
4) someone has to be able to actually play an instrument though, try to make a recording
5) editeditedit!! if you sound like SHIT, who cares. you can make your song sound AMAZING by using some decent softwaree
6) plug your band like CRAZZY! make banners and get everyone to put them on their own myspace profile. hand out leaflets in town or to your friends. make sure everyone knows the name of your band
7) make t-shirts! they have to be cute. or GORE. if yu have one that looks even slightly good please send a link, id love to buy some merch. off ya
8) get a gig, somewhere where all the hipsters go.
guys make sure your shirts are off
girls look good.
9) try to get a record deal, the right advertising WILL get you there.
10) fucking RULE the WORLD. you could be the next BMTH!!
please send me a link to your myspace if your bands are any good.
love from tallyTERROR xoxo