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how to be SCENE @ SCHOOL

by tallyTERROR + sadieSUICIDE

1) wear as much make up as youll get away with, try natural colours like brown, 

if your getting told off everyday, your almost there.

2) get a good haircut, brightly dyed hair isnt acceptable so try black or peroxide,

3) express yourself through your bag, instead of your clothes, good ideas for bags include,

shoulder messenger bags

branded logo'ed

vans

BABYCAKES

lowrise rucksacks with stars on

polkadots

etc

4) wear jewellery and hair accessories, if you have to wear just black for example, wear black ribbons, bows, polka dot fabrics, bandanas, THE WORKS.

5) badges!! get cool bands that no ones heard of!

6) try and see if you get away with heels, if not babydoll flats

7) roll your skirt up! you should see yo ass

8) patterned tighhhts, or fishnets ;)

9) piercings in hidden places, see what youll get away with, 

try a plain plug

10) be unsociable with nerd geek ugly people and foreigners, pick friends wisely and based solely on appearance, popularity and reputation,

11) be a slag, yeah it gets you where you want

12) spread rumours about yourself, everyone will be in awe of you, involve the FITTEST guys, try to make them true.

13) try to get good grades though, that way you can work hard and play harderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

love from tallyTERROR + sadieSUICIDE xoxo