number14

how to be SCENE @ SCHOOL

by tallyTERROR + sadieSUICIDE

1) wear as much make up as youll get away with, try natural colours like brown, 

if your getting told off everyday, your almost there.

2) get a good haircut, brightly dyed hair isnt acceptable so try black or peroxide,

3) express yourself through your bag, instead of your clothes, good ideas for bags include,

shoulder messenger bags

branded logo'ed

vans

BABYCAKES

lowrise rucksacks with stars on

polkadots

etc

4) wear jewellery and hair accessories, if you have to wear just black for example, wear black ribbons, bows, polka dot fabrics, bandanas, THE WORKS.

5) badges!! get cool bands that no ones heard of!

6) try and see if you get away with heels, if not babydoll flats

7) roll your skirt up! you should see yo ass

8) patterned tighhhts, or fishnets ;)

9) piercings in hidden places, see what youll get away with, 

try a plain plug

10) be unsociable with nerd geek ugly people and foreigners, pick friends wisely and based solely on appearance, popularity and reputation,

11) be a slag, yeah it gets you where you want

12) spread rumours about yourself, everyone will be in awe of you, involve the FITTEST guys, try to make them true.

13) try to get good grades though, that way you can work hard and play harderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

love from tallyTERROR + sadieSUICIDE xoxo

number13

how to keep a CONVO FLOWING on MSN or AIM.

by tallyTERROR!!

just for those emergencies, like when the guy you like is online, and you run out of things to say.

babes, you dont have to worry anymore, 

or for that matter, guys. girls love a decent convo.

1) say HI. i mean, how hard can it be??

2) ask how they are, you could always elaborate on it, or ask them why theyre not feeling great.

3) wuu2? is always a good one, be sure to answer in lots of detail when they ask you.

4) ask them how their weekend was, and invite them to meet up sometime.

5) talk about school or college or work, find out how everythings going.

6) ideas and topics.

a] drugs/cigs /alcohol

b]bands

c] gigs/shows

d] films

e] clothing/fashion

f]TV

g]family

h]sex

i]friends

j]bitching

k]myspace

l]bored

m]send links

n] youtube

o]send songs

etcc. its not that hardddddd!

just remember to make sure it doesnt sound like you are quizzing them, no one likes a good grilling over msn, keep it light and friendly. 

also.

when your talking about something, try to keep it going, use linking words, such as:

lol

hahaha

OMFG

omg

(smileys)

like

WTV

hahaha

wtf

dude

supp

yehmannn

blates

hahhaa

etc.

and in no time, youll be trying to stop them people talking to you. they wont be getting enough of you ;)

LOVE IT!!

use my banners!!

love from tallyTERROR!! xoxo

number12

my myspace guys 

ADD ME!!

myspace.com/tallyxterror

all ADDS excepted,

the space is new coz my old one got deleted, :/ boo!

love from tallyTERROR xoxo

btw, my new pics are up today!!

number11

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love from tallyTERROR xoxo

number10

how to be SCENE @ SCHOOL

by tallyTERROR + sadieSUICIDE

1) wear as much make up as youll get away with, try natural colours like brown, 

if your getting told off everyday, your almost there.

2) get a good haircut, brightly dyed hair isnt acceptable so try black or peroxide,

3) express yourself through your bag, instead of your clothes, good ideas for bags include,

shoulder messenger bags

branded logo'ed

vans

BABYCAKES

lowrise rucksacks with stars on

polkadots

etc

4) wear jewellery and hair accessories, if you have to wear just black for example, wear black ribbons, bows, polka dot fabrics, bandanas, THE WORKS.

5) badges!! get cool bands that no ones heard of!

6) try and see if you get away with heels, if not babydoll flats

7) roll your skirt up! you should see yo ass

8) patterned tighhhts, or fishnets ;)

9) piercings in hidden places, see what youll get away with, 

try a plain plug

10) be unsociable with nerd geek ugly people and foreigners, pick friends wisely and based solely on appearance, popularity and reputation,

11) be a slag, yeah it gets you where you want

12) spread rumours about yourself, everyone will be in awe of you, involve the FITTEST guys, try to make them true.

13) try to get good grades though, that way you can work hard and play harderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

love from tallyTERROR + sadieSUICIDE xoxo

number9

how to BEHAVE AT A SHOW

by tallyTERROR + sadieSUICIDE

1) plan your outfit a week in advance, the brighter the better.

try and get flashing belts, anything to get you NOTICED.

also, the less clothing the better, flash it all babyyy!

2) wear shoes that WILL stay on your feet, moshing is serious business.

3) remember your safety and try to travel with hot older members of the oppsite sex, that way you will be safe and sorted.

4) make sure you have a ticket, nothing worse than standing around outside, when its all happening inside,

5) bring money, is this a bit obvious? you could need it for: another ticket, travel, alcohol, drugs, smokes.

6) dont bring a coat or a big bag, youll only have to pay for a locker room.

7) familiarize yourself with as many people as poss! 

you can do this in one of many ways, e.g.

a] say hi, havent i seen you around.

b] don't you know (insert name here)

c] slam hard into somene whilst in a pit, then apologise!

d] spill their drink then offer to buy another

e] share a smoke

f] grab and pull babbbyyyy

g] ask for a dance

h] ask for a number or myspace or email addy

i] etcetcccc

8) dance/MOSH like theres no tomorrow, fucking go mental in there.

9) if your wearing trousers try crowd surfing or stage diving, be careful with your belongings though (from experience)

10) organise a stage invasion. get as many people involved, and get their numbers too.!! ;)

11) go to the loos often, you dont wanna look a mess and usually its full of drugs and alcohol. x]

12) listen to hadouken! follow their lyrics,

13) get an after party going, or hang around the venue long into the nighht, 

usually theres plenty of DIRTY DEALINGS going on.

14) dont lose your friends, trust us, when your drunk, youll need them

15) try not to get to the stage of someone needing to help you go to the loo, if your that drunk theres no point in being there, your not gonna remember in the morning anywayy.

16) DONT get kicked out, not fun and youll ruin the night for your friends aswell

plus, your rep will go down the drain

16) dont start a fighhhhhttt! as above^^

17) try to get home safe,

dont get grounded

dont end up in a ditch

dont die

although if you were going to die, a moshpit would be the place to do it.

we love to educate people. 

love from tallyTERROR and sadieSUICIDE xoxo

number8

OMFGZZ

slipknots new album <3

anyway, i just wanted to talk about music for a bit.

all these how-to blogs are getting tiresome, i need to do my art work in a minute so this wont be long.

circle takes the square are just the shexx, look them up kidz

i love crater to cough in. although the intro is like foreverrrrrr!

i bought an amazing skirt the other its gorgeous.

and i always wear it now, aha!

i need some new jewellery so guys if you have any fab band merch. please send us a link. id love to plug you.

oh yeah, and im getting my lip pierced next week!! ahh!!

excited as fuckk.

and i just wanted to say. im going to be making banners to my blog so please could you guys use them if you like my blog.

itll get me loads more followers and id just love you foreverrrrrr.

i could even promote you if you asked nicely enoughh x]

so yeahhh

love from tallyTERROR xoxo

number7

how to get SCENE POINTS

by tallyTERROR

+ 1 point

bandanas

straight edge

vegitarianism

dyed hair 

piercings

inks

band merch

tight pants

saying 'RAWR'

being friends w/ bands

talking like a scene kid

studded belts

converse

myspace account

blog

eyeliner

photographer

reading

drugs

bright makeup

necklaces

cigarettes

jewellery

being in a band

moshing

alcohol

adding 'xcore'

photoshopping

<3

polka dots

bisexuality

starting a pit

ipod!

going to shows

myspace group for yourself

having mosh gloves <3

-1 point

liking emo bands, ew

asking for autographs

driving

rap

r'n'b

tanned

not going to shows

fake piercings

being fat

normal hair

flat hair

anything normal

try it kidz <3

love from tallyTERROR xoxo

number6

how to RULE ON MYSPACE

by tallyTERROR

1) have an awesome profile, include amazing metalcore or mathcore/screamo bands.

have hundreds of banners. and namedrop like crazyy!

2) you need over 5k of friends to be even slighty near scene queen standard like.

go out there and find them friends, add like crazy. the more band friends the better

3) comments. you need millions. comment everysingle person online. you need them comments.

4) take fab pictures in your bathroom, they should be at an angle and you should pile on as much jewellery and your cutest tee possible. toilet is an added bonus.

5) get onto everybodies top friends, esp. bands. that will get you seen.

6) bulletin mad. write hundreds about all the shows you are going to, or how your parents are mean for not letting you go. 

7) get a cool name, [see number5]

8) get piercings or tattoos and take pictures of them.

9) model and put a portfolio in a photo album, and take thousands of pictures at shows with all your friends and paste them EVERYWHERE.

10) advertise yourselffffff, isnt that what myspace is for!?

with these tips you should be known worldwide in no time.

love from tallyTERROR xoxo

number5

SCENE names

by tallyTERROR!!

ANGER

BRUTAL

CUTE

DEATH

ECSTACY

FASHION

GORE

HAVOK

INJECTION

JOLT

KANNIBAL

LOVE

MUSIC

NOISE

OBSCENE

PARTY

QUIZ

RAWR

STAR

TERROR

UNIVERSAL

VANITY

WICKED

XTC

YEAH

ZOMG

if you want to be remotely SCENE, you must have a cutexcore name!!

choose one of them and your sorted, but be careful no one you know has the same.

you dont want to start a myspace bulletin WAR!

love from tallyTERROR xoxo

number4

how to be HxC or SCENE.

by tallyTERROR!!

1) get some AWESOME hairrrr, layers layers layers. fringe. and a range of colours.

red, blonde, 'coon stripes, blackk is usually pretty good. also, yur hair must be MASSIVE and backcombed to the maxxx!

2) dress scene, basically. drainpipe jeans kids. then a cute T. such as BABYCAKES!

hi tops, nikes, or some stament kinda shoe are all good.

and leopard print is a MUST

3)get scene friends, and get whoring

you need over 500 friends on myspace

4) get drunk. a lot. you could even try drugs [not recommended]

smoking is also usually common, unless of course you are SxE for attention. [check below for details]

5) get off with as many hot sceneboys as you can. they will raise your rep.

6) OMFGZ i nearly forgot. get a scene name. but obviously not mine,

tallyTERROR!

ill do a blog on scene names soon, k kids?

7) have a perfect myspace profile, showing your love of music, all your friends, and a link to BABYCAKES clothing.

8) go to thousands of gigs. and BE SCENE/SEEN

9) talk like a scene kid, 

examples: OMFGZZ thts so the SEXX

                im well HxC

                etcc

10) be in a band, or friends will one at least.

11) dont talk to anyone thats not scen, NO EXEPTIONS

12) be a veggi!

13) you must be perfecttttttt!! no one can ever see you without make up, massive hair etc

14) get piercings or tattoos,

lip hip septum nose ears plug eyebrow web snakebites tounge or wherever else you can think of

tattoos rockkk,

15) need good music.

i.e. heavy metal

metal

screamo

rock

math core

indie 

basicallyyyyyy,

16) check out, kiki kanniball jeffree starr anddddd dakota rose, they will become your role models

17) have fun being HxC and maxxing out on life.

*****SxE means straightt edge, i.e 

no drugs

no casual sex

no drink

etcc

basically, theres no pointt aha ;)

lovefrom tallyTERROR xoxo

number3

how to start a band.
by tallyTERROR!
1) think of a band name, something original.
need ideas, please ask babes.
2) get some hot guys or chicks so be in your band, doesnt matter about the music, the most important thing is your image and myspace
3) make a myspace. it has to be amazing so get an artist to like, design it and make an awesome logo.
4) someone has to be able to actually play an instrument though, try to make a recording
5) editeditedit!! if you sound like SHIT, who cares. you can make your song sound AMAZING by using some decent softwaree
6) plug your band like CRAZZY! make banners and get everyone to put them on their own myspace profile. hand out leaflets in town or to your friends. make sure everyone knows the name of your band
7) make t-shirts! they have to be cute. or GORE. if yu have one that looks even slightly good please send a link, id love to buy some merch. off ya
8) get a gig, somewhere where all the hipsters go.
guys make sure your shirts are off
girls look good.
9) try to get a record deal, the right advertising WILL get you there.
10) fucking RULE the WORLD. you could be the next BMTH!!
please send me a link to your myspace if your bands are any good.
love from tallyTERROR xoxo

number2

im just writing this b4 i go to school okay guys,
might be a little shortt..
i think i said i was gna do one about music, so..
basically the only good music ever to listen to comes under these genres,
metal
rock
screamo
indie
start with the basics eh?
then look at my favourite bands for someinspiration.
but if you ever even consider listening to rap, hiphop, or god help me, r'n'b.
well im sorry but i just cant help you.
as long as its a band you should be okay too.
guitar bass drums keys mic etccc
and yeah well, theres no point in followng a crowd, look up original bands. and find out which songs you like.
if you are not musical at all and tone deaf. search music genres on google,
if your one of them wannabe scene kids, all your favourite bands must me somehow linked to BABYCAKES.
and yeah, i dont know ask me if you have any questions or need some bands
love from tallyTERROR xoxo

number1

well todays my first blog so its probably gonna be quite long,
i have a myspace one but it aint any good for this kinda thing..
yeahh well, my lifes ok at the moment, just the usual stuff like problems with guys and school and friends etceteraaaaaa.
ive quitted smoking and so far thats going well, cept for a few sneaky drags here and there,
umm, what else..

OMFGZZ!
apparently tomorrow we could all die.
laughing?
yeahh thats what i thought. but seriously, some nerdy boffins in switzerland are doing this experiment to see what conditions were like after the bigbang and basically, it could all go horribly wrong, well i think itd be pretty funny either way
and it could also mean religion gets disprovedddddd!!!
YAY!
um, todays been pretty funny. we saw like everyone and i looked awful,
i mean, when do you see tallyTERROR with her hair tied up,!?
im asking you..
neverr!!
and yeah, today of all days, when i saw the guy i like. grrr
was like just keep walkinggggg...
please dont come over for a hug, aha
he did in the end.
just keep walking reminded me of Jay Walking Backwards,
the song
look it up kids if you dont know it.
its well good.
OMG! i got 90% on through the fire and flames on guitar hero todayy!!
well proud, hahaha!!!
yes so, this has been a quite random blog.
hopefully tomorrow it will be more insightful,
ill probably do it about music :D

and erm, i havent got a picture up yet because i cant find any good ones,
ill take some at the weekend, ok kids :)!
love from tallyTERROR xoxo